Welcome!

I make stupid clever jokes.

I'm Tom Masters, a stand-up comedian based in London.
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To contact me for gigs, get in touch with gigs.tom.masters@gmail.com.
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To contact me for digs, get in touch with digs.as.in.excavation.not.digs.as.in.assault.tom.masters@gmail.com.

To contact me for pigs (and case-by-case for other farmyard animals), get in touch with oink.tom.masters@gmail.com.

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To contact me for MiGs, get in touch with migs.tom.masters@gmail.com.
A Soviet Air Forces MiG-29 parked after a display flight at the Abbotsford Air Show, 1989 (one of our early organisational triumphs).